so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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