YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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