I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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