Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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