She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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he fucked my hip out of place.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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