Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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