My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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