My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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