Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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