You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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