She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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