I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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