I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize