no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You can't motorboat a personality
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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