I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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