dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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