Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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