He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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