Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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