Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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