He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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