Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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