yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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