a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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