Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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