idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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