well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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