found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be still, my beating vagina.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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