I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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