found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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