He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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