belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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