So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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