My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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That accounts for only three of the penises
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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