I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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