It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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