I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We left an ass print on the piano.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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