so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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