sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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