when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He shit in the fireplace
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