Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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