im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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