i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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