it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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