i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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