how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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