Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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