about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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