Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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