Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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